The 25 Forum

In our feature, we recommend keeping Iraqi torture chambers running in order to accommodate deserving persons in our society. Unlike in the former Iraq, these persons truly must be public menaces who through thought and deed significantly lower the populace's quality of life.

We're talking about the vilest. Filthiest. Most nauseating and odious among us. Those who suck the marrow from society while simultaneously embodying everything that is wrong with it. People whose very breaths threaten to extinguish the torch of civilization.

In the feature, we singled out Jared from Subway, along with most dumbasses in beer commercials. Simon from American Idol also meets this criteria, in our view. So what about you?

Who do you think has earned an extended vacation in America's new Mideast Shangri-La?


Tell us what you think. And, as always, be careful what you wish for.